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And believe me when I tell you that your customers want you to get to the point right away without wading through reams of meaningless guff that's exactly the same as everyone else.
If you say what you mean, and mean what you say, the world will be a much better place, right? I can help you with all this.
If you have a radical, ground-breaking offering for the world - that's fantastic.
But what about those of us who are slap bang in the middle of a crowded market, struggling to be heard? The trick here is to find a refreshingly alternative way to get your share of shout.
Tah-Da!! That's where I come in.
I'm good at helping you find new and interesting ways to uncomplicate the way you communicate with your customers. I'll get you organised, hold your hand (if you like that sort of thing), and will help you navigate shark infested waters. You don't have to deal with all this stuff on your own.
And it's not just for those with gargantuan budgets...
(Although on the rare occasions that happens it's great). I've created a smorgasbord of options to make professional marketing simple and accessible to everyone who wants it.
Get some 'OOmph' in your copy...
I'm a 'kick ass' copywriter - I specialise in making complex things simple.
I'm also the person you come to when you've been up all night sobbing while staring at a blank screen and listening to the menacing tick-tock of a clock moving perilously close to your deadline.
'I wanna hold your hand...'
I can keep you on the straight and narrow.
Sometimes all you need is some professional advice and a safety net to keep your marketing on track. My coaching and mentoring packages keep you on the straight and narrow and prevent nasty or costly mistakes.
'Eeszy peezy, lemon squeezy...'
There's all kinds of marketing stuff that's really quick and easy for me, but annoying, slow and frustrating for you.
So why not pass it my way? It'll save you time and money in the long run, and it will make sure it gets done right.
Rent my brain
Got a great idea to kick around? Or maybe you're all out of ideas and need someone to brainstorm with.
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